this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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