Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
