yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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