So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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