Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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