Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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