Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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