i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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