It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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