you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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