Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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