I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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