just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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