.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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