just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
