i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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