Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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