And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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