I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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