Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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