: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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