he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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