Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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