I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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