She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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