their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
