Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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