your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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