Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I need to stop coming to work sober
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Randomize
