Sponge bath it is.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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