Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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