quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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