I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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