He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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