problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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