i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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