He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
