he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.