and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.