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• (972): View more from Texas

  What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.

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• (925): View more from California

  just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.

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• (585): View more from New York

  he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists

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• (512): View more from Texas

  That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....

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• (646): View more from New York

  Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver

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