Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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