I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it hurts more in the daytime
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.