quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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