Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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