i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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