After last night, I could never be a politician.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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