What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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