I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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