Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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