He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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