Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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