I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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