I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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