I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Randomize
