We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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