Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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